Terms of Use

All the stuff on our website is copyrighted. We didn't steal anything from someone else, so we will be disappointed and probably angry if we run across another site with our graphics and/or content. We will write you a letter telling you just how very, very, very disappointed and probably angry we are.

This website offers no warranty. If your washer stops working after your visit to our website, we won't pay for it for three reasons:

1. It wasn't our site. We're pretty sure that would be impossible.
2. We aren't an appliance store.
3. We'd probably disagree on the type of washer if we did decide to buy.

Oh, this covers everything else too.